dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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patientlights:

I wrote this while I was on coke

patientlights:

I wrote this while I was on coke

patientlights:

I wrote this while I was on coke

patientlights:

I wrote this while I was on coke

i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,