purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

Now I can see that this separation was absolutely necessary. Otherwise we would have most definitely set each other on fire. By the way, I am in constant physical and emotional pain. You see, I love you so, my little beloved friend.
Ingmar Bergman, from a letter to Liv Ullmann (via violentwavesofemotion)

nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game